they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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