he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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