is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think I just sharted jello shots
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