And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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