Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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