I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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