More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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