Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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