I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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