Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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