This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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