like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Randomize
