whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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