I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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