I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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