The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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