do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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