Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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