i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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