Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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