Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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