Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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