I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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