drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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