After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think weed is turning my hair brown
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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