Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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