Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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