he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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