Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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