U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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