why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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