She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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