Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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