What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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