This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
