she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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