Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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