Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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