I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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