I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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