omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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