i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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