I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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