That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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