problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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