I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize