I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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