just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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