Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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