I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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