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I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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