there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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