There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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